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Homer
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You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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two men walk into a bar, which is kind of funny, because the first guy walks into it, and the second guy should have seen it coming.

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stolen from twitter:

Happy 123rd Birthday to Frank Zamboni, who left us in 1988 but still resurfaces on occasion
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https://anotheruseless.website/www-ismycomputeron-com/

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From this morning's news: Japanese students climb to 3rd in OECD ranking of reading ability


That's great! I have always been a big supporter of youth in Asia. 
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I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along

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If Satan ever lost his hair, there'd be hell toupee. 
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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Five ants rented an apartment with five other ants,

Now they are tenants.
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Cbinc wrote:

how can you tell if someone is a Vegan?

don't worry, they will tell you.

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how can you tell if someone is a Vegan?

don't worry, they will tell you.
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I drank so much French wine(zinfandel), I woke up feeling Les Miserable.

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I used to be against organ transplants. But then I had a change of heart! 
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Cbinc wrote:

Jimmy  Buffet has died...some would say a woman is to blame...



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 Police say it was a long, lost shaker assault. 
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Jimmy  Buffet has died...some would say a woman is to blame...



-- Edited by Cbinc on Sunday 3rd of September 2023 02:03:10 PM

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how do you keep warm in a cold room.
stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees there.

 
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