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Homer
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Mind blowing mirror effect.

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Why can't drummers come out of retirement?

Repercussions. 
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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim......denim denim denim...
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My dad used to say to me ‘Pints, gallons, liters’ – which, I think, speaks volumes
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What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly? Stationary.

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I used to work for an origami company, but they folded. 
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2 windmills were talking.

windmill 1 says, "what kind of music do you like?"

Windmill 2 says, " I'm a big metal fan."

 
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Elvis Costello and ABBA are putting together a tour, but keeping the headliner a secret. This means you have to see ABBA and Costello to find out who is on first.

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Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I'm going to the beer store and I'm scared it will be closed.

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I only know 25 letter of the alphabet..I don't know Y.

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Russell wrote:

Amal and Juan are identical twins, but their mom only carries one baby picture in here wallet. Because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal. 

 All these jokes are corny but they do illicit a chuckle 🤭 
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Amal and Juan are identical twins, but their mom only carries one baby picture in here wallet. Because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal. 
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It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.

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You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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two men walk into a bar, which is kind of funny, because the first guy walks into it, and the second guy should have seen it coming.

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stolen from twitter:

Happy 123rd Birthday to Frank Zamboni, who left us in 1988 but still resurfaces on occasion
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https://anotheruseless.website/www-ismycomputeron-com/

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From this morning's news: Japanese students climb to 3rd in OECD ranking of reading ability


That's great! I have always been a big supporter of youth in Asia. 
 
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