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Russell
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The inventor of the heat index has died.
He was 88, but felt like 107.
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    I poured some water over a duck's back yesterday. I don't think he cared.
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My pet mouse Elvis died today.
He was caught in a trap!
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Some of these are very clever. That means I’m getting old.

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I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?”He said, "Try the ATM outside"

 

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Trump leaves the G7 summit for something much bigger than the Israel-Iran conflict. 

It was for, checks notes... 

Big beautiful er**tions of big beautiful poles. 
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I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?”He said, "Try the ATM outside"

 
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monday- greg
tuesday- Ian
wednesday-greg
thursday-ian
friday-greg
saturday-ian
sunday-greg.

this is a Gregorian Calandar.

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"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."

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My cellphone accidentally took a 10 minute video of my shoes yesterday.
It was some pretty good footage.
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I started reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is about to happen - can feel it.
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I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
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This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde. Just a really bad spell of weather.
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If you get a message from me about canned meat, don't open it. Its spam. 
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What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope.
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fishing saved me from being a Pornstar...now I am just a Hooker.

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if you're not a dad...all your jokes are "faux pa"

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I played with a dude in his 80’s and one day out of the blue in the lockerroom he looked and said “you know what they call it when I score a hat trick” - I said no then he goes “a Jerry hat trick”

 
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