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how do you keep warm in a cold room.
stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees there.

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A tragedy, but he lead a gouda life.

 

(ok, its a dark dad joke)



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I'm really excited about this amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night.



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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I was walking down the street and I was hit by a violin, a clarinet, and a french horn. I think this was an orchestrated attack.



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I got an advertising email saying 'Google knows maps backwards.'

I thought, that's just spam.



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I saw toast in a cage at the zoo. The sign said bread in captivity.



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May be an image of text that says 'Hey, Orion, you've go a package Oh, my new belt! Not as good as expected Three stars THETENKINSTOMIC'



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my wife has left me, due to my gambling addiction....I know I can win her back.

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I keep all my jokes in a Dad-A-Base

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Fridays are great, right? Unfortunately the next day is a much Sadder Day

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What do you call it when you can’t sleep and can’t stop snacking? Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

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If you want a hug...try a seatbelt.

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my three favourite things. eating my family and not using commas.

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This just in....The man who jumped from a night club window last night, was not a bouncer.

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The Past, the Present, and the Future walk into the bar. Things got tense.

 
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