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tjlincoln
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Little known fact: before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.

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Pope Francis recently got a gift of a grape-coloured electric blanket. It is a purple papal heater.

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Two weeks ago, I saw Oxygen on a date with Potassium. It seemed to be going OK. Last night, I saw Oxygen out with Magnesium and thought OMg!!

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For hunting season this year I got an amazing new device. It is about the size of a smoker and if you put a rabbit in it, close it up and wait an hour, you get venison! It is a real game changer.

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Half way.

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What do you get when you cross alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird

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The key to a good mailman joke, is the delivery

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what does a house wear?

Adress

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a broken pencil is pointless

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5 ants moved in with 5 other ants...now they are tenants
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I told a joke during a zoom meeting. 

It wasn't remotely funny. 
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When does a joke become a dad joke? 

 

When it becomes apparent.
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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod. 
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

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I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.

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My friend keeps saying "cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!" I know he means well.

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Where do rainbows go when they break the law? Prism, but it is a light sentence.

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What do rocks snack on? Pom-i-granite.

 
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