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Kardinal
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Half way.

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What do you get when you cross alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird

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The key to a good mailman joke, is the delivery

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what does a house wear?

Adress

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a broken pencil is pointless

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5 ants moved in with 5 other ants...now they are tenants
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I told a joke during a zoom meeting. 

It wasn't remotely funny. 
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When does a joke become a dad joke? 

 

When it becomes apparent.
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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod. 
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

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I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.

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My friend keeps saying "cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!" I know he means well.

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Where do rainbows go when they break the law? Prism, but it is a light sentence.

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What do rocks snack on? Pom-i-granite.

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My printer was making a lot of noise...the paper be jamming.

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why do we get this strange "end of days" feeling lately, like we're kissing a llama? maybe cuz we're starting to feel close to the alpaca lips.
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On Canada Day I was walking down Sparks St when I encountered a guy playing “Dancing Queen” on a didgeridoo. I thought that was Abba-riginal.

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What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey bud!

 
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