Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire?
Me: The one in Sesame Street
Her: He doesn't count
Me: I can assure you that he does
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I just found out I’m colourblind. The news came out of the purple!
I found a genie in a bottle and released him. He said as a reward, he'd make me immortal. I said, " bah, who's got time for that?"
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
I don't think this will be a thread...more of a rope.