Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Sens Callups → Sens Callups → senscallups → Dad jokes.
 

Topic: Dad jokes.

Post Info
Cbinc
Zinfandel Expert
Status: Offline
Posts: 3085
Date:
RE: Dad jokes.
Permalink  
 

loading.jpg



Attachments
Russell
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 24581
Date:
Permalink  
 

299876741_1387472678423915_6550677081530573437_n.jpeg



Attachments
Russell
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 24581
Date:
Permalink  
 

I told a joke during a zoom meeting. 

It wasn't remotely funny. 
Homer
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 21639
Date:
Permalink  
 

When does a joke become a dad joke? 

 

When it becomes apparent.
Russell
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 24581
Date:
Permalink  
 

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod. 
Kardinal
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 4097
Date:
Permalink  
 
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

Kardinal
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 4097
Date:
Permalink  
 
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.

Kardinal
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 4097
Date:
Permalink  
 
My friend keeps saying "cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!" I know he means well.

Kardinal
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 4097
Date:
Permalink  
 
Where do rainbows go when they break the law? Prism, but it is a light sentence.

Cbinc
Zinfandel Expert
Status: Offline
Posts: 3085
Date:
Permalink  
 
What do rocks snack on? Pom-i-granite.

Cbinc
Zinfandel Expert
Status: Offline
Posts: 3085
Date:
Permalink  
 
My printer was making a lot of noise...the paper be jamming.

Russell
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 24581
Date:
Permalink  
 

why do we get this strange "end of days" feeling lately, like we're kissing a llama? maybe cuz we're starting to feel close to the alpaca lips.
Kardinal
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 4097
Date:
Permalink  
 
On Canada Day I was walking down Sparks St when I encountered a guy playing “Dancing Queen” on a didgeridoo. I thought that was Abba-riginal.

Kardinal
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 4097
Date:
Permalink  
 
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey bud!

Russell
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 24581
Date:
Permalink  
 

I accidentally ate a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

 

What did Luke say to Leia and Han when they split up? May divorce be with you. 

 

How do you get more bounce on a water bed? Add spring water.

 

happy Father's day!
Cbinc
Zinfandel Expert
Status: Offline
Posts: 3085
Date:
Permalink  
 
I want to have alligator for dinner....but I only have a Croc pot.

Kardinal
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 4097
Date:
Permalink  
 
What is Yoda’s last name? Laheywho. (You might need to sound this one out)

Kardinal
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 4097
Date:
Permalink  
 
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? H D am I.

Russell
Alumni
Status: Offline
Posts: 24581
Date:
Permalink  
 
Cbinc wrote:

At first I was confused what Geiger counters were for...then It clicked.

 this joke radiates cheese.
Cbinc
Zinfandel Expert
Status: Offline
Posts: 3085
Date:
Permalink  
 
At first I was confused what Geiger counters were for...then It clicked.

 
«First  <  1 … 4 5 6 7 8 9  >  Last»  | Page of 9  sorted by
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.