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Russell
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Cbinc wrote:

At first I was confused what Geiger counters were for...then It clicked.

 this joke radiates cheese.
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At first I was confused what Geiger counters were for...then It clicked.

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How are the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense alike?

Icy Dead People

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you can tell it's a dogwood by it's bark.
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How do you tell the gender of an ant?

Put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it sinks.....

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I had a terrible case of insomnia but I finally managed to sleep it off. 
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I told my luggage there would be no more trips...now I have emotional baggage.

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I got attacked by a gang of mimes...they did unspeakable things to me.

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Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ah!

Ah who?

Werewolves of London. 
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May be an image of one or more people and text that says 'I grilled a chicken for two hours... It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.'

 
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I don't like trees too much, I find them shady.

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I spent $120 on a belt today.

 

My wife said it was a huge waste.
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I have a fear of speed bumps...but I am slowly getting over it.

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I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system

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Pigs can't play hockey, because they Hog the puck.

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The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune, but the chick peas can only hummus one.

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Q: Which weighs more, a liter of water, or a liter of Butane?

A: The water of course..Butane is a lighter fluid.

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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I just had to put my foot down



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I saw a sign today that said “85 acres of land for sale”. I thought maybe I should look into this, might be a good investment. But then I thought, “ where the hell would I put it?”
 
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