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Russell
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why do we get this strange "end of days" feeling lately, like we're kissing a llama? maybe cuz we're starting to feel close to the alpaca lips.
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On Canada Day I was walking down Sparks St when I encountered a guy playing “Dancing Queen” on a didgeridoo. I thought that was Abba-riginal.

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What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey bud!

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I accidentally ate a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

 

What did Luke say to Leia and Han when they split up? May divorce be with you. 

 

How do you get more bounce on a water bed? Add spring water.

 

happy Father's day!
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I want to have alligator for dinner....but I only have a Croc pot.

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What is Yoda’s last name? Laheywho. (You might need to sound this one out)

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? H D am I.

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Cbinc wrote:

At first I was confused what Geiger counters were for...then It clicked.

 this joke radiates cheese.
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At first I was confused what Geiger counters were for...then It clicked.

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How are the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense alike?

Icy Dead People

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you can tell it's a dogwood by it's bark.
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How do you tell the gender of an ant?

Put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it sinks.....

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I had a terrible case of insomnia but I finally managed to sleep it off. 
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I told my luggage there would be no more trips...now I have emotional baggage.

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I got attacked by a gang of mimes...they did unspeakable things to me.

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Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ah!

Ah who?

Werewolves of London. 
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May be an image of one or more people and text that says 'I grilled a chicken for two hours... It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.'

 
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I don't like trees too much, I find them shady.

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I spent $120 on a belt today.

 

My wife said it was a huge waste.
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I have a fear of speed bumps...but I am slowly getting over it.

 
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