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What kind of zoo only has one dog?

A ****zu!

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Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire?

Me: The one in Sesame Street

Her: He doesn't count

Me: I can assure you that he does



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I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.



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when you look up "Redundant" in the dictionary...it says see redundant.

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I just found out I’m colourblind. The news came out of the purple!

 



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Where do you take a sick boat? To the dock.

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What did zero say to eight?

I love your belt!

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I found a genie in a bottle and released him. He said as a reward, he'd make me immortal. I said, " bah, who's got time for that?"



-- Edited by Russell on Thursday 5th of August 2021 04:03:19 PM

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?


Wassssaaa-B?

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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.



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I don't think this will be a thread...more of a rope.



 
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