I was walking down the street and I was hit by a violin, a clarinet, and a french horn. I think this was an orchestrated attack.
I got an advertising email saying 'Google knows maps backwards.'
I thought, that's just spam.
I saw toast in a cage at the zoo. The sign said bread in captivity.
An older couple are sitting in a restaurant when the lady leans over to her husband and says " Oh my. I just let a silent fart go. What should I do." The husband replies "get new batteries for your hearing aids."
Cbinc wrote:how are cars and ancient Egypt similiar? they both have a "Toot-in-common"
how are cars and ancient Egypt similiar? they both have a "Toot-in-common"
I will show myself out