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I told a joke during a zoom meeting. 

It wasn't remotely funny. 



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When does a joke become a dad joke? 

 

When it becomes apparent.



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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod. 



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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

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I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals! IM LIVID.

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My friend keeps saying "cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!" I know he means well.

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Where do rainbows go when they break the law? Prism, but it is a light sentence.

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What do rocks snack on? Pom-i-granite.

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My printer was making a lot of noise...the paper be jamming.

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why do we get this strange "end of days" feeling lately, like we're kissing a llama? maybe cuz we're starting to feel close to the alpaca lips.



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On Canada Day I was walking down Sparks St when I encountered a guy playing “Dancing Queen” on a didgeridoo. I thought that was Abba-riginal.

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What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey bud!

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I accidentally ate a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

 

What did Luke say to Leia and Han when they split up? May divorce be with you. 

 

How do you get more bounce on a water bed? Add spring water.

 

happy Father's day!



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I want to have alligator for dinner....but I only have a Croc pot.

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What is Yoda’s last name? Laheywho. (You might need to sound this one out)

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? H D am I.

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Cbinc wrote:

At first I was confused what Geiger counters were for...then It clicked.


 this joke radiates cheese.



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At first I was confused what Geiger counters were for...then It clicked.

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How are the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense alike?

Icy Dead People

 
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