What is a dad joke called when made by a non-dad?
A faux-pa.
I once had a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing.
I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
Next week is Diarrhea Awareness Week. Runs til Friday.
The dad jokes will continue untli moral improves.
I was sitting on the toilet, angry, and late for work.I thought, "I don't have time for this ****."
tjlincoln wrote:Some of these are very clever. That means I’m getting old.
Some of these are very clever. That means I’m getting old.
They're so bad that they're good!
Seems appropriate around these forums.
Saw a flying saucer today. It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me.
