Why is no one talking about Baconpalooza this weekend in Ottawa?
I'd go but it's a little too expensive to go with kids in tow
"Celebrate all things bacon during Baconpalooza at the Farm in the heart of the city. Go hog wild for the food trucks, and beer and ****tail tents, and squeal in delight at the smoking and barbeque demonstrations and live entertainment. And be sure to check out The Market, where you’ll be able to bring home the bacon!"
Www.baconpalooza.ca
Truth is a lot stranger than fiction when it comes to BACON!!! This is a real news story below:
Man Tries To Press Charges When Girlfriend Lets Cat Eat His Bacon
A man called police attempting to press charges when his girlfriend let their cat eat his bacon.
A man called West Yorkshire police in England to complain that his girlfriend and their cat had eaten his bacon. “Er, me girlfriend has let the cat eat my bacon,” the caller told a dispatcher, according to the Yorkshire Evening Post. When the dispatcher asked what the caller wanted police to do he responded “I want to press charges." At that point, the dispatcher asked if police should arrest his girlfriend or the cat, at which the caller said “Both of them."
“Sir, it’s not an offense to let your cat eat your bacon. And we don’t arrest cats,” she said.
“No, but me girlfriend allowed the cat to do it,” he continued.
Finally, she told him that the cat’s alleged offense did not qualify as an emergency.
Got up this morning and decided I was going to have bacon, fried potatoes and onion and toast. Fried up the potatoes and onions and went to cook the bacon. That's when I noticed it was CHICKEN bacon. It was to late to turn back so I used it. It wasn't that bad but afterwards I was thinking, did I break some sacred bacon law? Does this make me a bad person? Am I going to go to hell or worse, become a lafs fan?
were you the one who bought the bacon? if so, we could have a problem. If you were simply a victim of the wife's unbacony knowledge, then you're ok, you were just doing what you had to do. but she'll need to go to bacon counselling.
Got up this morning and decided I was going to have bacon, fried potatoes and onion and toast. Fried up the potatoes and onions and went to cook the bacon. That's when I noticed it was CHICKEN bacon. It was to late to turn back so I used it. It wasn't that bad but afterwards I was thinking, did I break some sacred bacon law? Does this make me a bad person? Am I going to go to hell or worse, become a lafs fan?
were you the one who bought the bacon? if so, we could have a problem. If you were simply a victim of the wife's unbacony knowledge, then you're ok, you were just doing what you had to do. but she'll need to go to bacon counselling.
Got up this morning and decided I was going to have bacon, fried potatoes and onion and toast. Fried up the potatoes and onions and went to cook the bacon. That's when I noticed it was CHICKEN bacon. It was to late to turn back so I used it. It wasn't that bad but afterwards I was thinking, did I break some sacred bacon law? Does this make me a bad person? Am I going to go to hell or worse, become a lafs fan?
hell maybe, but still not bad enough to be a leafs fan.
Got up this morning and decided I was going to have bacon, fried potatoes and onion and toast. Fried up the potatoes and onions and went to cook the bacon. That's when I noticed it was CHICKEN bacon. It was to late to turn back so I used it. It wasn't that bad but afterwards I was thinking, did I break some sacred bacon law? Does this make me a bad person? Am I going to go to hell or worse, become a lafs fan?
Recently, I decided to see if a George Foreman grill would do a good job of cooking bacon. It did. I cooked a whole package and ate only a few rashers of it, putting the rest away in a container in the fridge. A few days later, I wanted a "snack" and pulled the container out to have a few pieces while doing some reading. The next time I thought about it, the container was empty. This must be the only time anyone has ever been thankful that a package of bacon is now 375g instead of 454g, if only because they wanted their heart to keep beating.
I cook whole packages at a time all the time, and freeze what I'm not using right away. It's great if you can manage to not eat it all as snacks. lol
Recently, I decided to see if a George Foreman grill would do a good job of cooking bacon. It did. I cooked a whole package and ate only a few rashers of it, putting the rest away in a container in the fridge. A few days later, I wanted a "snack" and pulled the container out to have a few pieces while doing some reading. The next time I thought about it, the container was empty. This must be the only time anyone has ever been thankful that a package of bacon is now 375g instead of 454g, if only because they wanted their heart to keep beating.
