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Cbinc
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fishing saved me from being a Pornstar...now I am just a Hooker.

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if you're not a dad...all your jokes are "faux pa"

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I played with a dude in his 80’s and one day out of the blue in the lockerroom he looked and said “you know what they call it when I score a hat trick” - I said no then he goes “a Jerry hat trick”

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the CEO of IKEA has been named the Prime Minister of Sweden. He is still putting his cabinet together...

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Cbinc wrote:

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Cbinc wrote:

I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"

 HA! I like that one!
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I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"

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Not a dad joke, but a Christmas gift to us from BBC Alex. 

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The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line

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Did you hear about the dolphin restaurant? Not many customers, true, but it still serves a porpoise.
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I ate 2 pieces of string yesterday, and they can out tied! I **** you knot!
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Went swimming today. Peed in the deep end of the pool. Life guard saw it. Blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
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Russell wrote:

Not really a dad joke, but goes well with our TWSS motif.

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https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1851094123216031926

 OMG, this is playing 3D Bingo. LMAO



-- Edited by Homer on Tuesday 29th of October 2024 05:26:41 PM

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Not really a dad joke, but goes well with our TWSS motif.

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https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1851094123216031926
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

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Mind blowing mirror effect.

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Why can't drummers come out of retirement?

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