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Russell
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Not a dad joke, but a Christmas gift to us from BBC Alex. 

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The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line

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Did you hear about the dolphin restaurant? Not many customers, true, but it still serves a porpoise.
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I ate 2 pieces of string yesterday, and they can out tied! I **** you knot!
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Went swimming today. Peed in the deep end of the pool. Life guard saw it. Blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
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Russell wrote:

Not really a dad joke, but goes well with our TWSS motif.

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https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1851094123216031926

 OMG, this is playing 3D Bingo. LMAO



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Not really a dad joke, but goes well with our TWSS motif.

NSFW

https://x.com/Colonel_Myway/status/1851094123216031926
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

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Mind blowing mirror effect.

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Why can't drummers come out of retirement?

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim......denim denim denim...
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My dad used to say to me ‘Pints, gallons, liters’ – which, I think, speaks volumes
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What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly? Stationary.

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I used to work for an origami company, but they folded. 
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2 windmills were talking.

windmill 1 says, "what kind of music do you like?"

Windmill 2 says, " I'm a big metal fan."

 
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Elvis Costello and ABBA are putting together a tour, but keeping the headliner a secret. This means you have to see ABBA and Costello to find out who is on first.

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Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I'm going to the beer store and I'm scared it will be closed.

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I only know 25 letter of the alphabet..I don't know Y.

 
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