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I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?”He said, "Try the ATM outside"

 
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monday- greg
tuesday- Ian
wednesday-greg
thursday-ian
friday-greg
saturday-ian
sunday-greg.

this is a Gregorian Calandar.

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"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."

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My cellphone accidentally took a 10 minute video of my shoes yesterday.
It was some pretty good footage.
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I started reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is about to happen - can feel it.
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I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
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This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde. Just a really bad spell of weather.
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If you get a message from me about canned meat, don't open it. Its spam. 
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What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope.
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fishing saved me from being a Pornstar...now I am just a Hooker.

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if you're not a dad...all your jokes are "faux pa"

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I played with a dude in his 80’s and one day out of the blue in the lockerroom he looked and said “you know what they call it when I score a hat trick” - I said no then he goes “a Jerry hat trick”

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the CEO of IKEA has been named the Prime Minister of Sweden. He is still putting his cabinet together...

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Cbinc wrote:

I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"

 HA! I like that one!
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Not a dad joke, but a Christmas gift to us from BBC Alex. 

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