My pet mouse Elvis died today.He was caught in a trap!
senior wrote: I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?”He said, "Try the ATM outside"
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Trump leaves the G7 summit for something much bigger than the Israel-Iran conflict.
It was for, checks notes...
Big beautiful er**tions of big beautiful poles.
I started reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is about to happen - can feel it.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde. Just a really bad spell of weather.
If you get a message from me about canned meat, don't open it. Its spam.
What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope.
Cbinc wrote:
Badass