I don't think either of these were really intended to be sung by a soprano.
Did Abby cover her ears?
Similar to house woodpeckers have physiology to prevent brain trauma, Abby has specially developed ears. She can hit a few of the notes that singer did, so she's immune.
Abby's microchip vendor sends out "missing in your area" emails...
"Nightmare, a lost Cat, is missing in your area."
Nightmare is the cat's name? Must have been one that Russell sent someone.
Can you scan the microchip with a phone app if you find a stray dog/cat? Or can only a vet scan them?
Yes on the name, no on the scanning. But the email includes a picture and cross streets. This one happens to be a black cat so not much help.
Also, since we live in a less densely populated area than we used to, the definition of "in the area" is a bit skewed. This cat live 20 miles, a one big-ass river, away from me.