These guys are going to cost too much to re-sign. Trade 'em now. Unkie Eug needs to up his retainer for all his frivolous lawsuits.
"Unkie Eug" should be the guest of honour at a dunk tank event to raise money for the team.
But tickets to take a shot are required to be sold in advance and at the last second they'll trade the tank for a bunch of spare Ikea parts and packs of unopened 1980s Upper Deck trading cards.
IKEA is the devil, I hate watching my wife put together that stuff
I like Ikea. They always give you a bunch of extra pieces.
These guys are going to cost too much to re-sign. Trade 'em now. Unkie Eug needs to up his retainer for all his frivolous lawsuits.
"Unkie Eug" should be the guest of honour at a dunk tank event to raise money for the team.
But tickets to take a shot are required to be sold in advance and at the last second they'll trade the tank for a bunch of spare Ikea parts and packs of unopened 1980s Upper Deck trading cards.
IKEA is the devil, I hate watching my wife put together that stuff
These guys are going to cost too much to re-sign. Trade 'em now. Unkie Eug needs to up his retainer for all his frivolous lawsuits.
"Unkie Eug" should be the guest of honour at a dunk tank event to raise money for the team.
But tickets to take a shot are required to be sold in advance and at the last second they'll trade the tank for a bunch of spare Ikea parts and packs of unopened 1980s Upper Deck trading cards.