In episode 23 of season 7 of the Sens Underground, the 'Sens Playoff Drinking Game' was established.   I thought, given how the rest of this season is likely to go, we could use an updated version to make the games a bit more bearable (or easier to forget).

SU Sens playoff drinking game (s7e23 43:00 mark)

1) take a drink every time Bob uses the generic "the Sens Player" because he can't remember the player names

2) chug the rest of your glass every time Cole refers to Kuba as Kubina

3) take a shot of whiskey every time Cole refers to Karlsson as Eriksson

4) have a G&T after every negative comment about the Sens by Healey

5) keg stand if Anderson gets a shutout

6) Tequila shot if frozen chicken / knife / etc is mentioned

7) hit a post or miss the net -- take a drink

8) shot for every goaltender interference penalty Foligno takes or Anderson gets bulldozed and nothing is called

9) shot for every Healey reference to Norris race and that Karlsson is not a defensive defenceman

10) Dangle. SHOT. Fandangle! Double-shot.

11) SHOT Every time Cole calls them "the Ottawa Sens".

Here's my ideas to update to this game; feel free to add ideas or modify these ones:

1) Sip: each time a Senators player's shot misses the net

2) Finish your drink: every powerplay goal

3) Pour a new drink and down it: every shorthanded goal

4) A rye shot for every negative comment/analysis by Healey / Kypreos

5) A bourbon shot: each time a Senators player's shot hits the post /crossbar

6) A tequila shot: every time a chronic injury (Methot at beginning of the season, Ryan last year, Anderson hand, Karlsson Achilles tendon, etc) is mentioned

7) Sambuca shot: every time fancy stats / advanced stats / metrics are mentioned.

8) Boilermaker: every time Lehner/Anderson are run and not interference is called

9) Keg stand: if Anderson/Lehner get a shutout

10) Chug a regular beer: highlight reel goal. Chug a quart: if it's Bobby Ryan.

11) Bonus: empty your hip flask if Irish Tommy calls the post-game show