Cathy wrote:

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Russell wrote:

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Cathy wrote:

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So...how long you think before Russell notices? 😂

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 oh, I noticed....I noticed how conveniently that worked out for a certain someone. 

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 Read it again. 😘

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Wait a second!! Where is the last game!!?? 

Cathy wrote:

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So...how long you think before Russell notices? 😂

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 oh, I noticed....I noticed how conveniently that worked out for a certain someone. 

dun dun DUN

Okay, I'm all caught up in terms of 'collecting' the dabs; went through every game thread back to game 56. Side note: we were REALLY bipolar with our confidence in the season outcome. I was rolling at some of the stuff we were saying.

Now I'm going to go back and check the cards (this is the part I have automated so collecting all the dabs first is a good way to batch process.)

For your intermission enjoyment, here's a summary of the most dabbed squares through ~80 games. ("~" because there were some games so objectively bad for bingo that I didn't bother using the grid and the cards could be eyeballed in real time as having no bingos.)

(board got angry about a table-formatted list so...) 

56 2 on 1 break

55 Broken twig

54 Goalie pulled

50 London Bobby

50 Sens hit Post

45 Refs Suck

43 Cozen / Cousins get a point

42 Breakaway

42 PP / PK in first / last minute of period

41 Goal scored on a deviation

41 Sens score on the PP

39 Other team hits post

38 Player loses their Lid

37 Play under review (goal/penalty)

36 Sens 1st on PP

33 AYKM goal saving play/save

33 One-timer goal

32 New guy gets a point

32 Sens 1st on PK

31 Sens score 1st

30 2nd post hit (either team)

30 Sens' Defenceman scores

30 Stuuuutzle!

29 Goal scored in first / last minute of period

29 Overlapping penalties

28 Timeout called

27 Goalie screened goal

24 Player has 3 point night

24 Player point / goalie win vs former team

24 Two goals scored within 90 seconds

23 Goal scored, post and in

22 Dumb penalty (either team)

22 LOL that's some funny ****

22 LUBE!

20 Oops, my bad

19 AYKM goal scoring play

19 EN Goal Scored

18 Chuckie did something

17 Spicy Pinto Beans

16 Someone in game thread gets correct score

15 Fight (anyone on ice)

15 Net knocked off moorings

14 Game goes to OT

14 Goal disallowed / waved off

11 G hits the spot

11 Someone in game thread gets GWG

10 Everything is Happening

10 SH Goal Scored

4 Return of the London Bobby 

The bitch is back and scritches are being provided. 

Geez, the bingo thread isn't even on the front page anymore. 

And, sorry, it's not going to be updated before tomorrow either. Abby's been in the hospital since Sunday night. It looks like she just got into her food and gorged herself, but they also found a UTI and a forming gallstone so…yay(?) for catching those early (and at ungodly expense).

Needless to say I was barely functional yesterday after being at the ER until 3am Monday morning and now I'm trying to catch up on work and life before she, hopefully, comes home this afternoon.